Why did the Chicken Cross the Road:
From an e-mail I received yesterday, enjoy:
- GW Bush - We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
- Pat Buchanan - To steal a job from a decent, hard-working Americans.
- Martin Luther King Jr. - I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motive called into question.
- Saddam Hussein - This was an unprovoke act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
- Captain Kirk - To boldy go where no chicken has gone before.
- Bill Gates - I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important document, and balance your checkbook — and internet explorer is an inextricable part of the chicken.
- Bill Clinton - I did not cross the road with that chicken. What exactly do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
- Colonel Sanders - You mean… I missed one?
That last one is my personal favorite, hehe!
