Pillow Fight Bandit:
The streets of Manchester, New Hampshire are safe again, following the apprehension of the ‘notorious’ Pillow Fight Bandit!
“The victim, a 47-year-old Amory Street resident, said she had left the store and was nearing some pay phones when she noticed a teenager, now identified as Grondin, get out of a van. Grondin then yelled “Pillow fight!” and began hitting the woman with a pillow, police said. Meanwhile, the van’s driver filmed the attack with a video camera.”
Like Kyle said, ‘it’s hard to make stuff up this good’.