Monday, 17 Feb

Tan-lines:

Thanks to the February 17th issue of Forbes Global, I’ll be sure to look up Ecstasky Air for my next charter flight to… to… anywhere really.

“… passengers choose their flight attendants from 135 fetching gals in teddies, merry widows and skimpy bikini underwear. Less means more, at least when it comes to in-flight services. These flight attendants offer foot rubs, shoulder massages, pedicures—and a discreet bill…”
“The private company, which owns 30 Lear and Gulfstream jets, apparently does a booming business with flying bachelor parties (Las Vegas and Cancún are popular destinations) and ferrying fat cats to macho events, like the recent Super Bowl.”

Be warned though, a ride on one of these charters will set you back $40,000!! Mike, I hope you’re paying attention!

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Ecstasky doesn’t own those planes, they just charter them like everyone else. Do you how much it cost to own and maintain just one of those birds? This company doesn’t fly enough to own even one aircraft.

Jack | November 9, 2003 04:19 PM
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Ecstasky Air is a professional escort service. Is there really any difference between an escort and a hooker? Except for the fact that an escort service is legal, don’t they both offer sexual services for money?

| April 11, 2004 06:20 PM
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The people recognize themselves in their commodities; they find their soul in their automobile, hi-fi set, split-level home, kitchen equipment. by casino

casino | December 8, 2004 11:38 AM
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    forget!




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